sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

cookingchannel:

If these Dancing Baby Groot cupcakes could talk, they would probably say “I am cute! I am cute! I am cute!”

cookingchannel:

If these Dancing Baby Groot cupcakes could talk, they would probably say “I am cute! I am cute! I am cute!”

seriousjones:

me: I broke up with my ex-gf. here’s her number

you: but you didn’t give me anything

me: sike

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