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Posted on 24th Jul at 6:25 AM, with 8,030 notes

pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:58 AM, with 99,919 notes
laurenmoran:

I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it

laurenmoran:

I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:14 AM, with 5,093 notes

coalgirls:

mochidafusako:

Any pillow can be a dakimakura! All you need is a little ~imagination~

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thomas-chan~

Posted on 24th Jul at 12:09 AM, with 117 notes
*shotguns a gallon of water* YES BITCH!!!!
Posted on 23rd Jul at 7:12 PM, with 6,286 notes
If we’re mutuals describe yourself on anon and I’ll guess who it is
Posted on 23rd Jul at 5:59 PM, with 383,360 notes

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Posted on 23rd Jul at 8:14 AM, with 57,721 notes
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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